Does Excel Drive You to Drink?

After a long day of dealing with Excel formulas, pivot tables, and hidden Ribbon commands, you might be ready for an evening cocktail. Or six!

Newspaper Study

I found a link to this Canadian drinking study in the Toronto paper today, and it looks like we’re a nation of teetotalers. Is your country the same?

Apparently most Canadians don’t work with Excel, or perhaps they vent their frustrations on the hockey or curling rink at the end of the day.

Canadian drinking study in Toronto paper
Canadian drinking study in Toronto paper

The Excel Drink Calculator

To spare you the agony of checking your results in a hard-to-read green pie chart, I created an Excel version of the online drink calculator.

Excel Drink Calculator
Excel Drink Calculator

Use the Drink Calculator

In cells C3 to C9, enter your estimated number of drinks per day.

  • The SUM Function in cell C10 calculates your total for the week.

Then, select Men or Women from the drop down list in cell C12.

  • The VLOOKUP formula in cell C15 will compare your results to the rest of the men or women in Canada.

Hmmm…more than 85% – that can’t be good.

Time to move, I think. 😉 What country would you recommend?

Download the Excel Drink Calculator

If you’re brave enough to test your own results, you can download the Excel Drink Calculator. It’s in Excel 2007 format, with no macros.

Please do not operate heavy machinery, or leave a comment, if you have been drinking.
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11 thoughts on “Does Excel Drive You to Drink?”

  1. Well we all know the study that found that couples that drank a bottle of red wine each evening with dinner lived longer. Of course, the fact that people who cam afford a bottle of red wine with dinner are likely to be middle class,a nd the middle classes live longer because of better ;life-styles might have something to do with it.

  2. Sure Ken, you know that now! 😉

    Oscar/Bob, here’s a chart that shows Life Expectancy vs. Alcohol Consumption by Country in 2003.
    And you can download an Excel file with the data.

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